Yes, we know you own a bike!!!

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So I'm at the Giant grocery store this afternoon. My wife and I are walking in and this turd is parked out front, in the firelane, in the cross-walk and directly in front of the main entrance. He is tightening the straps on his brand new H-D with temp tags on it.
Where I live people use this area to drop of their wives, parents, ect and then park. It's kind of a know thing here. I live in a very high concentration of retirees, so it is just an ass move to block this area. Hell, it's a fire lane with a "No Parking" sign right there too. He was already there when I arrived and was still there, tightening those straps, when I left 30 minutes later.
So here's to you Mr. "I trailer my bike around showing it off at stores". This Budlight's for you........ass.
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Well, since he's parked in front of the building for so long, he's obviously a suicide bomber getting ready to detonate his payload. Better empty an AK magazine into his terrorist ass for National Security's sake. :rock:
 
He is holding a helmet in the above picture.
I wanted to go ask if he needed help or if he needed me to call HOG road side assistance.
Seriously, why do people do this shit?
 
His wife made him go to the store so she could pick up his Viagra prescription, a Starbucks Latte and some black hair die.

He's a pair of leather pants and a Harley shirt away from becoming a "biker".
 
OK we know you have the raaaaare 2011 Harley. Thats almost as worst as those guys that keep revving their bikes like its a 2 stroke while waiting for the light to turn green. Guys a douche
 
I actually took 4 pictures from different angles. One of the people who work at the Giant asked if I was taking them 'cuz I liked the bike. I said I do like Harley's, but the reason for the pics is to keep a reminder of why I cannot stand Harley owners.
Wow, you wrote a check and became a biker. Here's your sign.
 
What does a HD and an old dog have in common? They both like riding in the back of pickup trucks. Ha Ha.

When I feel the need to check my trailer straps, I do it in a way not to advertise that I didn't know what I was doing the first time.
 
I actually took 4 pictures from different angles. One of the people who work at the Giant asked if I was taking them 'cuz I liked the bike. I said I do like Harley's, but the reason for the pics is to keep a reminder of why I cannot stand Harley owners.
Wow, you wrote a check and became a biker. Here's your sign.

LMAO!!!

Someone needs to sig that!!!
 
That entire set up scream's bad ass biker! Cream colored Crossover, nice sweater, over priced bike on a trailer that he probably doesn't know how to wrench on, etc. He's probably wearing loafers too.

I have it all wrong, better hose off the XS and put it up on Craigslist and sign up for HD financing!
 
People like that are the reasons the dealerships have service shops,so they can bring their bikes in to have the clutch cable adjusted,and the oil changed. lha
 
People like that are why it didn't matter anymore to ride my Harley. I went to dependable machines that made me not look like a "H.O.G" member. The Owners Group says it all. Know of a guy that bought one to park in his driveway, doesn't go on rides......
 
:laugh:There are a lot of the YUP generation that killed the bike buying at a fare price and those who got sucked in by watching the false showing of bike building on TV really thought a bike could go for $150,000. People still get sucked in when they go to a dealer and buy a bike that they think that they have to also look like the 99% of bikers at the same time. Most bike shows i go to or you go to you can see the fake from the real deal. I would rather go look at a RAT BIKE someone built in there back yard than a PAID CASH CHOPPER from some builder.Now saying that i have been a builder for a long time and have built everything from $2500.00 bikes to $35,000.00 dollar bikes and sold many bikes over the years but i just don't have it in me to rip someone a new ASSHOLE and say this bike is $150,000.00 that i just built you.Thats just not me!!!! I have been in HARLEY shops in the 60's 70's 80's 90's and now and yes the prices have gone up over the years same as gas/bread/milk and shops look much different and overhead/building size and all that good stuff changes it all for the price you are going to pay. BUT!!! the price is still not that bad if you shop around a little just like you do when you buy a car/truck. Why is it different? I have a buddy who buys a new truck every two years and we are not talking about cheap trucks. He looses more on trade ins that you and i would go buy another truck for but he just won't spend the money on a new bike. He has 7 RAT BIKES in his garage because to him thats riding .So no matter if you got the money or not times have changed and new generation of bike owners are with us and if this guy wants to parade his bike at the supermarket HAVE FUN! and OLDS SCHOOL SAYING if it doesn't leak oil it ain't worth riding and i am OLD!!!! HAHA
BE GOOD KEEP CHOPPIN!
 
Would the attitude be the same if he had an old 650 on the trailer?
Or is just that the bike on the trailer is a Harley?
My question. Is the crime the fact that he owns a Harley, or that he didn't follow the traffic rules?
Seems to me mostly it is that he owns a Harley.
Did anyone really care about the traffic rules enough to speak with him?
Maybe he was so busy being happy about his situation he really didn't think about where he was. Not that anyone here would get so wrapped up in their worlds they would forget the world around them.
I'm sure he is a well educated manager somewhere and would have gladly moved if you explained you were having a kaizen event and needed him to 5S the area.
 
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