state slangs

[ron bayless]

In texas we have a lot of slang expressions.Like getting your ass kicked. That would mean generally someone beating you up, you lost in a fight with someone. Your most posterior parts might never had someone's foot against it during the battle. Or in it either as it is sometimes said.Or their foot broken off inside your backside either. However, one must avoid at all costs getting their ass kicked. Or getting a mudhole stomped in it.

 

[TwoManyXS1Bs]

Back when I lived in Kansas, I recall the local powers-that-be were getting fed-up with Kansas being referred to as "Flyover country", that boring stretch for the LA-NYC commuting elitists.

They soon adopted the state slang, or logo:

"Linger Longer"...

 

[ron bayless]

I went to doge city and wichita one time.The roads are really straight through there

 

[gggGary]

Take you on a tour of the back 40.

 

[ron bayless]

colder than a welldiggers ass. 110 in the shade. Don't mess with Texas. Node: was aware of

 

[TwoManyXS1Bs]

All hat, no cattle...

 

[MaxPete]

Dumb as a bag of hammers, thick as two short planks, couldn't think his way out of a wet paper bag, doesn't know his arse from his elbow....

 

[robinc]

One of our favorites north of the 49th.

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

 

[MaxPete]

Cold as a witches' tit,

 

[MaxPete]

If something is pointless or hopeless:
- you might as well save your breath to cool your porridge, you're pissin' into the wind on that one, you haven't got a snowball's chance in a blast furnace there boy, I sure hope you've got a Plan B.

If something is useless or non-functional:
- as dead as a door nail, useless as a milk bucket under a bull.

 

[ron bayless]

One of our favorites north of the 49th.

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

that is actually a real event.Sailing ships centuries ago that had cannons had cannon balls piled up on a rack.The rack was called a brass monkey.If it was frigid enough outside the balls would get so cold they rolled off the rack.

 

[ron bayless]

Cold as a witches' tit,

i have been married to a couple of those.Its true.

 

[MaxPete]

Indeed.

 

[solo2racr]

Vai tomar no cu.

 

[jonesey]

My all time favourite ;- Useless --- About as useful as a chocolate tea pot. Also as much use as tits on a Bull.
A good fit ---Like a rat up a drain

 

[gggGary]

or on

as much use as tits on a Bull.

or a bowling ball.

couple months of rough sledding; Summer in Wisconsin.

 

[ron bayless]

If you dont like the weather just wait a few minutes.Its either too hot too cold too wet or too windy in texas. That can be all in 1 day.

 

[MaxPete]

Someone who isn't very nice: he's got a personality like a sh!t sandwich.

 

[azman857]

Of a good deal, "Now that's a gonga". I heard it came from a local TV commercial. Of the heat in the summer, Is it hot enough for ya?, or before the Monsoon season , "But it's a dry heat"

 

[ron bayless]

sweatin like a whore in church.