I like cabbage and gum... but not at the same time. Oh, and I loooooove Yanni!
Laughing at rock-climbers, dodging traffic on my unicycle, flashing my junk when I'm drunk. You know, the same old, same old.
You get me slapped with a fine. You pick fights with the customers and I have to patch everything up. You get us chased out of a funeral home by violating a corpse. To top it all off, you ruined my relationship with Veronica! What's your encore? Do you like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank???
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30 messages posted. You must like it here!
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