Decisions

Whisky, whisky, you're so fine.
You've often been a friend of mine.
Because of all you've done for me
I'll never turn to LSD.
 
Beer allows you to transition through the "zone of truth". Your mind is all confused when you are sober. Prejudice, lack of confidence and ennui rule the sober mind.

As you consume beer, one after the other, you pass through the "zone of truth" where all mysteries are solved, all women are hot, and the skies are not cloudy all day. You do your most imaginative work while in the zone of truth, but it is short lived, because the zone requires a continuous flow of beer to keep the lamps aglow, which soon dim as the flow of beer drowns the flame of truth and beauty and all becomes blurry and uncertain, just as it is when you are sober.

So, be prepared...take notes and have lots of witnesses as you move rapidly through the zone, because it's truth is fleeting, and the fall is steep, and all those hot women will soon cool down, and the empties will rattle around the floor reminding you that the truth is a transient...
 
... have lots of witnesses...

?????????? :wtf: You sure about this?


Of course, we've all seen the "fair warning" poster:
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When you see this, you're passing through the "Zone of Truth":
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No wonder my cats are so smart...
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If you drank half as much as you thought, and thought half as much as you drank, you could probably get your bike projects finished. Then again cracking a Buffalo Sweat and staring at bike aint half bad either.
 
Bourbon!!!! Scotch!!!!!. And gluten free beer for this cat as I am a celiac. Yes...I can drink whiskeys. Distillation apparantly renders wheat protein useless. Finally some tasty g.f. beer options here. But 45 bucks for 12 is robbery. But. What ya gonna do.
 
Don't drink the water you know what fish do in it. WC fields

“During one of our trips through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We had to live on food and water for several days.” WC fields movie line.

Alcohol as all vices best enjoyed in moderation.
 
Speaking of specialty beers, I'm starting to gather up a collection of them. These are beers that people have gifted me or ones that I saw on the shelf and thought they might be good but changed my mind. Beers made with chipotle, or bacon and stuff like that. I'm not a fussy eater or anything, but sometimes the weirdo beers gross me out. I think the microbreweries are always reaching and innovating and experimenting - and thats a good thing - but the consumer has to be able to stomach the results!
 
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