Aye, St. Paddys Day. I was all about it in my youth as I'm 1/4 Irish. In my mid twenties I asked my Irish grandmother, Black Bess, what she could tell me of leprechauns, shamrocks, banshees and such......
"Oh Honey, I don't know anything about that." she replied
"But you're Irish." I said
"Yes, but we're Orangemen,"
I now feel compelled to drink Amstel or Heineken on St. Paddys Day..........