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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by pamcopete, Dec 3, 2015.

  1. pamcopete

    pamcopete Ride.Enjoy.Life is Simple

    In wine there is wisdom
    In beer there is strength
    In water there is bacteria
    You decide
  2. "Wine is fine, but wiskey's quicker..."___ Ozzy Osbourne
  3. queenslegs

    queenslegs XS650 Addict

    “My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.â€
    ― Jack Kerouac
  4. TwoManyXS1Bs

    TwoManyXS1Bs BBQ Hunter Top Contributor

    You can't trust water, even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

    --- W. C. Fields
  5. jetmechmarty

    jetmechmarty XS650 Guru Top Contributor

    Whisky, whisky, you're so fine.
    You've often been a friend of mine.
    Because of all you've done for me
    I'll never turn to LSD.
  6. 59Tebo

    59Tebo 59Tebo Top Contributor

    Alcohol is the answer... I just can't remember the question...
  7. pamcopete

    pamcopete Ride.Enjoy.Life is Simple

    Beer allows you to transition through the "zone of truth". Your mind is all confused when you are sober. Prejudice, lack of confidence and ennui rule the sober mind.

    As you consume beer, one after the other, you pass through the "zone of truth" where all mysteries are solved, all women are hot, and the skies are not cloudy all day. You do your most imaginative work while in the zone of truth, but it is short lived, because the zone requires a continuous flow of beer to keep the lamps aglow, which soon dim as the flow of beer drowns the flame of truth and beauty and all becomes blurry and uncertain, just as it is when you are sober.

    So, be prepared...take notes and have lots of witnesses as you move rapidly through the zone, because it's truth is fleeting, and the fall is steep, and all those hot women will soon cool down, and the empties will rattle around the floor reminding you that the truth is a transient...
  8. TwoManyXS1Bs

    TwoManyXS1Bs BBQ Hunter Top Contributor

    ?????????? :wtf: You sure about this?

    Of course, we've all seen the "fair warning" poster:

    When you see this, you're passing through the "Zone of Truth":

    No wonder my cats are so smart...
  9. pamcopete

    pamcopete Ride.Enjoy.Life is Simple


    Otherwise known as a party.....:D
  10. TwoManyXS1Bs

    TwoManyXS1Bs BBQ Hunter Top Contributor

    Oh! Okay.

    (*whew*), I thought you meant "reliable witnesses"...:D
  11. ksrebel

    ksrebel XS650 Enthusiast

    If you drank half as much as you thought, and thought half as much as you drank, you could probably get your bike projects finished. Then again cracking a Buffalo Sweat and staring at bike aint half bad either.
  12. madjap

    madjap XS650 Addict

    Grain Belt! It makes everything better...
  13. TwoManyXS1Bs

    TwoManyXS1Bs BBQ Hunter Top Contributor

  14. Never liked beer WINE & WHISKEY all the way
  15. Bourbon!!!! Scotch!!!!!. And gluten free beer for this cat as I am a celiac. Yes...I can drink whiskeys. Distillation apparantly renders wheat protein useless. Finally some tasty g.f. beer options here. But 45 bucks for 12 is robbery. But. What ya gonna do.
  16. Higgy

    Higgy XS650 Addict

    "Fish piss in water." - Me
  17. gggGary

    gggGary Stop that! XS650.com Supporter Top Contributor

    Don't drink the water you know what fish do in it. WC fields

    “During one of our trips through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We had to live on food and water for several days.” WC fields movie line.

    Alcohol as all vices best enjoyed in moderation.
  18. Iowa Mark

    Iowa Mark XS650 Addict

    Another W.C. Fields line: "One time I accidently drank a glass of water. Almost drowned!"
  19. Smokewagon

    Smokewagon XS650 New Member

    Grain Belt, just good basic beer. I bought a bunch from one of the tourist places when they were about to close for the season. Relatives are drinking it up and leaving the expensive specialty stuff alone. Merry Christmas
  20. Higgy

    Higgy XS650 Addict

    Speaking of specialty beers, I'm starting to gather up a collection of them. These are beers that people have gifted me or ones that I saw on the shelf and thought they might be good but changed my mind. Beers made with chipotle, or bacon and stuff like that. I'm not a fussy eater or anything, but sometimes the weirdo beers gross me out. I think the microbreweries are always reaching and innovating and experimenting - and thats a good thing - but the consumer has to be able to stomach the results!

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