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justa joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by weekendrider, Jan 10, 2010.

  1. geedubya

    geedubya geedubya Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

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    Canada..................You have to love it
     
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  2. geedubya

    geedubya geedubya Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

  3. xjwmx

    xjwmx XS650 Guru Top Contributor

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    What happens to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pill?
     
  4. Downeaster

    Downeaster Everything in XS Top Contributor

    They miss their pyramid?
     
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  5. TwoManyXS1Bs

    TwoManyXS1Bs BBQ Hunter Top Contributor

  6. xjwmx

    xjwmx XS650 Guru Top Contributor

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    They turn into mummies.
     
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  7. Downeaster

    Downeaster Everything in XS Top Contributor

    Damn. Shoulda seen that coming. :thumbsup:
     
  8. JCE

    JCE XS650 Member

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  9. kshansen

    kshansen XS650 Junkie Top Contributor

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  10. MaxPete

    MaxPete Life with Lucille...I suggest, she decides. Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

    Sad. Poor cops have enough to do without nonsense like that to deal with.
     
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  11. Went to see the doctor for a checkup and the dreaded prostate check. Asked the doctor "where should I place my pants"? Doctor says "you can put them over the chair beside mine" :yikes:
     
  12. in the middle of the prostate exam Doc says "don't be alarmed. it's perfectly normal to get an erection during this exam"

    I replied "Doc, I don't have an erection".

    Doc says "I wasn't talking about you"
     
  13. GLJ

    GLJ If you can't laugh at youself you shouldn't laugh Top Contributor

  14. gggGary

    gggGary Stop that! Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

  15. MaxPete

    MaxPete Life with Lucille...I suggest, she decides. Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

    ....couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of guys....
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  16. geedubya

    geedubya geedubya Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

    A London Solicitor parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
    As he was getting out of the car, a truck came speeding along too close to the kerb and took off the door before zooming off.

    More than a little distraught, the Solicitor grabbed his mobile and called the police.

    Five minutes later, the police arrive.. Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the man started screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!"

    After the man finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disgust.
    "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Solicitors are." he said. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

    "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobbed the Porsche owner.

    The policeman replied: "Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you?"

    The Solicitor looked down in horror.
    "F***ing hell !" he screamed. "Where's my Rolex ????"
     
  17. MrBultaco

    MrBultaco it ran before being parked Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

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    Great find gggGary, it brings back to some memories and names of star riders.....KR on a Suzuki? :umm: (1 year before Yamaha)
     
  18. Signal

    Signal XS650 Junkie Top Contributor

    Worst photographer in the world indeed. 5ca0374d9a1d5da180b89b37dbe37ab5.jpg
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  19. GLJ

    GLJ If you can't laugh at youself you shouldn't laugh Top Contributor

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