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justa joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by weekendrider, Jan 10, 2010.

  1. MaxPete

    MaxPete Life with Lucille...I suggest, she decides. Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

    You made me snort.
     
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  2. GLJ

    GLJ Ran through life like my hair was on fire 650 time Top Contributor

    Forgive Me Father: A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
    "Tell all of your sins, my daughter." "Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says. The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it." "Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?" "No," the priest says, "But it'll wipe that smile off your face!"
     
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  3. Paul Sutton

    Paul Sutton Buckhorn Gang Member Top Contributor

    I am curious as to what made the Priest think "long and hard"?? Short and thick does the trick!
     
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  4. MaxPete

    MaxPete Life with Lucille...I suggest, she decides. Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

  5. Jim

    Jim The thrill of victory and da agony of da feet. Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

    Young, naive sheltered boy graduates from seminary school. Greyhound pulls into rundown inner city.... his first posting. It's a short walk to the church. Along the way some ladies of the night have some fun with him..... "Hey preacher" they yell at him, "wanna blowjob? Just 20 bucks." He grins and goes about his way, not having a clue what they're talking about. The nun at the church shows him his room and helps get him settled into his new digs. When she turns to leave he asks her... "Sister, whats a blowjob?"
    She replies... "20 bucks... same as downtown."
     
  6. MaxPete

    MaxPete Life with Lucille...I suggest, she decides. Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

  7. fredintoon

    fredintoon Fred Hill, S'toon. Top Contributor

    Hi Paul,
    70 years ago when I first heard it, the rhyming couplet said:-,
    Long and thin goes too far in and doesn't please the ladies.
    Short and thick does the trick and manufactures babies.
     
  8. TwoManyXS1Bs

    TwoManyXS1Bs BBQ Hunter Top Contributor


    OMG, Fred!
    That's before The Korean War! :yikes:
     
  9. fredintoon

    fredintoon Fred Hill, S'toon. Top Contributor

    Hi 2Many,
    I was trade exempt from conscription during the Korean conflict but I remember picking up spent flak after air raids during WW2.
    Fragments of AA shells that we all claimed were chunks shot off of Luftwaffe bombers.
     
  10. Signal

    Signal XS650 Junkie

    MaxPete I cant help asking myself what you were searching for when you found the video in post # 846.
     
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  11. MaxPete

    MaxPete Life with Lucille...I suggest, she decides. Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

    Actually, someone sent it to me and it made me laugh so I put it up here for the same effect.
     
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  12. Signal

    Signal XS650 Junkie

    MaxpPete just pulling your leg , which is possibly what the lady in the tent thought on their first night together.
     
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  13. MaxPete

    MaxPete Life with Lucille...I suggest, she decides. Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

    Undoubtedly.....;)
     
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  14. MrBultaco

    MrBultaco it ran before parked Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

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  15. geedubya

    geedubya geedubya XS650.com Supporter

  16. kshansen

    kshansen XS650 Junkie Top Contributor

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  17. kshansen

    kshansen XS650 Junkie Top Contributor

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    Not sure if this should be on the "Mystery Tool" page or the one for Lathes and such but if it needs to be moved someone can do the honors. Special application bolts.jpg

    Actually the third one over in the top row looks like one I had to make for a motor mount of some kind on a sail boat for my brother. He found a Allen head cap screw the right size but it needed a long taper to fit the hole the I believe the sterndrive of the boat!
     
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  18. MaxPete

    MaxPete Life with Lucille...I suggest, she decides. Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

    ....or Betty....
     
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  19. azman857

    azman857 '80 XS 650SG Rider Top Contributor

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  20. geedubya

    geedubya geedubya XS650.com Supporter

    The Pope leans towards Trump and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"




    Trump replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand?....Show me!"




    So the Pope backhanded him and knocked the little prick off the stage!




    AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!
     

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