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justa joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by weekendrider, Jan 10, 2010.

  1. xjwmx

    xjwmx XS650 Guru Top Contributor

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    she's pretty good natured to let it get loose, or maybe blind
     
  2. MaxPete

    MaxPete Life with Lucille...I suggest, she decides. Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

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    ....oooops - no politics.

    Sorry all - my bad.
     
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  3. MaxPete

    MaxPete Life with Lucille...I suggest, she decides. Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

    I think that poor pussy cat in the background is thinking of bailing - he certainly looks apprehensive.
     
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  4. gggGary

    gggGary Stop that! Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

    Seems kinda political..
    :sneaky:
     
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  5. MaxPete

    MaxPete Life with Lucille...I suggest, she decides. Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

  6. kshansen

    kshansen XS650 Junkie Top Contributor

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    From another forum, Sportster if you must know!
    This is the drawing being sent to an insurance company to explain an accident!
    Accident report.jpg
     
  7. Mailman

    Mailman Hardly a Guru Top Contributor

    Future guru in training
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    Not a joke, but so true.
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  8. Mailman

    Mailman Hardly a Guru Top Contributor

  9. Beags64

    Beags64 XS650 Addict

    I still got a pair of boots just like those. Old habits...
     
  10. xjwmx

    xjwmx XS650 Guru Top Contributor

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    Easy palindromes:

    My girlfriend has a freaking weird name: Eman Driewgnikaerfasahdneirflrigym.
     
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  11. GLJ

    GLJ If you can't laugh at youself you shouldn't laugh Top Contributor

  12. Paul Sutton

    Paul Sutton Buckhorn Gang Member Top Contributor

    This joke from GLJ earlier in this thread still gives me endless amusement - Thank you
     
  13. gggGary

    gggGary Stop that! Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

    Don't click on this if you are squeemish.
    [​IMG]
     
  14. 59Tebo

    59Tebo 59Tebo Top Contributor

    OMG!!! :yikes: I'm seeing major neck trauma, and probable severe concussion.
     
  15. Machine

    Machine Race the wind Top Contributor

    Fork lift operator texting, parked in the aisle with his forks at neck level, not watching ?
    That’s what I see ?
    Sad
     
  16. gggGary

    gggGary Stop that! Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

  17. MrBultaco

    MrBultaco it ran before being parked Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

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    Once upon a time there were two brothers.
    One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble.
    The other brother, however, was very good.
    He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life.

    As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The evil brother


    became a heavy drinker and a womanizer.

    The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.

    One day the evil brother died.
    Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away.
    He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.

    One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my brother?
    He died before me, but I have not seen him here in heaven."

    God replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not
    spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere."

    I'm sorry to hear that", the good brother replied. "But I do miss him and wish I could see


    him again."

    "You can see him if you wish", God said "I will give you the power to gaze into hell."

    So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell.

    Before long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in


    the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde.

    The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm seeing.

    I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in


    the other. Surely, hell can not be that bad."

    God explained. "Things are not always as they seem, my son.
    The keg has a hole in it.
    The blonde doesn't."
     

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