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justa joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by weekendrider, Jan 10, 2010.

  1. MaxPete

    MaxPete Life with Lucille...I suggest, she decides. Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

    I’d be pretty browned-off if I was raped by a bear - and if I could kroala off and get help, I’d come back to get him.
     
    Last edited: Dec 3, 2019 at 7:16 PM
  2. 59Tebo

    59Tebo 59Tebo Top Contributor

    Mr. Bear is hangin' out in the forest one day, when a fluffy bunny comes hopping by. Mr. Bear says "Mr. Bunny, do you ever have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" "Why, no, Mr. Bear, never." says Mr. Bunny.
    So, Mr. Bear wiped his butt with Mr. Bunny.
    The End :doh:

    ...you made me say it!...
     
  3. Scottrt

    Scottrt XS650 Enthusiast

    So a family moves to a new town and the mother decides to take the young kids to the local zoo. When she got there she found the zoo only had one animal. A dog. It was a shit-zu.
     
  4. Downeaster

    Downeaster Everything in XS Top Contributor

    Okay, I don't think we're gonna top that one...
     
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  5. 59Tebo

    59Tebo 59Tebo Top Contributor

    I don't either. If someone does, it'll prolly hafta be a poop joke........ :poo:
     
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  6. Scottrt

    Scottrt XS650 Enthusiast

    A Bear runs across a bunny rabbit out in the woods. He asked the rabbit if poop ever sticks to his fur. The rabbit replies no, I've never had a problem with poop sticking to my fur. So the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with it. (Now the poop joke is in the proper order)
     
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2019 at 11:06 PM
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  7. resto

    resto XS650 Addict

    Here's a couple.

    How do you know when your G/F is fat?
    She fits into your wife's clothes.



    Guys wife had packed all his belongings and put them at the front door. As she was kicking him out of the house
    she said, "I hope you die a slow and miserable death!"
    He stopped and looked at her and said, "So, you want me to stay?"
     
  8. GLJ

    GLJ If you can't laugh at youself you shouldn't laugh Top Contributor

    She said she wanted to learn how to run a lathe. I said sure. Safety first no loose cloths.
    lathe.JPG
     
  9. Paul Sutton

    Paul Sutton Buckhorn Gang Member Top Contributor

  10. GLJ

    GLJ If you can't laugh at youself you shouldn't laugh Top Contributor

    We discussed that. She assured me they come off very easily if tugged on.
     
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  11. resto

    resto XS650 Addict

    Their primary purpose is to keep her ankles warm...............
     
  12. Downeaster

    Downeaster Everything in XS Top Contributor

    Hah! :cheers:
     
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  13. Jim

    Jim Beyond the edge, is the unknown. Here be Dragons Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

    Q. What does the sign on brothel say after hours?
    A. Sorry, were closed. Beat it.
     
  14. MaxPete

    MaxPete Life with Lucille...I suggest, she decides. Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

  15. TwoManyXS1Bs

    TwoManyXS1Bs BBQ Hunter Top Contributor

    All these ladies are experiencing the same event.

    Facia-1.jpg

    Can you name the "event"?
     
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  16. azman857

    azman857 '80 XS 650SG Rider Top Contributor

    I'll be watching this one....
     
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  17. Mailman

    Mailman Hardly a Guru Top Contributor

    Uh.....well.....:cool:

    I get the feeling the answer isn’t that obvious.
     
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  18. Goldenboy

    Goldenboy . Top Contributor XS650.com Supporter

    The heartbreak of psoriasis?
     
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  19. 59Tebo

    59Tebo 59Tebo Top Contributor

  20. azman857

    azman857 '80 XS 650SG Rider Top Contributor

    Some of those expressions are definitely NOT heartbreak....discovery perhaps...
     

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