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justa joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by weekendrider, Jan 10, 2010.

  1. azman857

    azman857 '80 XS 650SG Rider Top Contributor

    I don't recall seeing that one.
     
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  2. Jim

    Jim Beyond the edge, is the unknown. Here be Dragons XS650.com Supporter Top Contributor

    Early/mid seventies... was in every sunday Stars and Stripes iirc.
     
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  3. Greyandridin

    Greyandridin Got nothing to do and all day to do it XS650.com Supporter

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    Not sure of the cartoonist but a favorite of mine
     
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  4. Greyandridin

    Greyandridin Got nothing to do and all day to do it XS650.com Supporter

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    A great magazine for the 70's
     
  5. MrBultaco

    MrBultaco it ran before being parked Top Contributor

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    The 4 that I saved from work, but the one I didn't but loved was the LaBrea 'carpets'
     

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  6. jetmechmarty

    jetmechmarty XS650 Guru Top Contributor

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    Who here remembers Freak Brothers?
     
  7. 59Tebo

    59Tebo 59Tebo Top Contributor

    Hell yeah! They were fabulous! And furry!...
     
  8. MaxPete

    MaxPete Lucille, Betty & Demi - I suggest but THEY decide. XS650.com Supporter Top Contributor

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  9. Greyandridin

    Greyandridin Got nothing to do and all day to do it XS650.com Supporter

    I had a subscription for years and in the early years they were great
     
  10. MaxPete

    MaxPete Lucille, Betty & Demi - I suggest but THEY decide. XS650.com Supporter Top Contributor

    Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

    #10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

    #09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

    #08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

    #07... Foursomes are encouraged.

    #06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

    #05... Three times a day is possible.

    #04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

    #03... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

    #02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

    And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....

    #01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
     
  11. MaxPete

    MaxPete Lucille, Betty & Demi - I suggest but THEY decide. XS650.com Supporter Top Contributor

  12. GLJ

    GLJ Never go faster than your guardian angle can fly. Top Contributor

    Every year for 45 years James and Lucille had gone to the state Fair. Every year, James told Lucille he wanted to go on the helicopter flight. "Its only 50 dollars" he would say. Every year Lucille would say "50 dollars is fifty dollars" and that was the end of the discussion.
    On their 46th trip to the state Fair James asked to go on the helicopter flight, and Lucille told him that 50 dollars was still 50 dollars.
    The helicopter pilot heard their conversation and felt a bit sorry for James. He approached them and told them that he would give them both a ride for free if neither one said a word for the whole flight. If either one said a single word he would charge them the 50 dollars. James and Lucille agree.
    The pilot takes off and climbs as fast as he can and immediately goes into a dive, but he doesn't hear a word from the couple. He flies in circles, climbs and dives, zigs, zags, and everything in between. The couple never say a word. Finally he lands the helicopter.
    Over the head set he says "I'm really impressed. I did every thing I could to get a reaction from you two."
    James says "well, I almost told you to stop when Lucille fell out, but hey, 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
     
  13. MaxPete

    MaxPete Lucille, Betty & Demi - I suggest but THEY decide. XS650.com Supporter Top Contributor

    ....that danged Lucille....always such a source of trouble.
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  14. 59Tebo

    59Tebo 59Tebo Top Contributor

    She's "the other woman". :laugh:
     
  15. Greyandridin

    Greyandridin Got nothing to do and all day to do it XS650.com Supporter

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  16. MaxPete

    MaxPete Lucille, Betty & Demi - I suggest but THEY decide. XS650.com Supporter Top Contributor

    ....just like....the other woman....

    ...or so I am told. ;)
     
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  17. Greyandridin

    Greyandridin Got nothing to do and all day to do it XS650.com Supporter

  18. resto

    resto XS650 Addict

    Not too political, I hope...........

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    Last edited: Jan 19, 2020
  19. azman857

    azman857 '80 XS 650SG Rider Top Contributor

    At least it's British bike...
     
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  20. Signal

    Signal XS650 Junkie Top Contributor

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