Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by weekendrider, Jan 10, 2010.
I don't recall seeing that one.
Early/mid seventies... was in every sunday Stars and Stripes iirc.
Not sure of the cartoonist but a favorite of mine
A great magazine for the 70's
The 4 that I saved from work, but the one I didn't but loved was the LaBrea 'carpets'
Who here remembers Freak Brothers?
Hell yeah! They were fabulous! And furry!...
YESSSS....I've been looking for this one!
I remember standing in a magazine store and nearly p!ssing my pants when I saw that!
I had a subscription for years and in the early years they were great
Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05... Three times a day is possible.
#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
#01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
Every year for 45 years James and Lucille had gone to the state Fair. Every year, James told Lucille he wanted to go on the helicopter flight. "Its only 50 dollars" he would say. Every year Lucille would say "50 dollars is fifty dollars" and that was the end of the discussion.
On their 46th trip to the state Fair James asked to go on the helicopter flight, and Lucille told him that 50 dollars was still 50 dollars.
The helicopter pilot heard their conversation and felt a bit sorry for James. He approached them and told them that he would give them both a ride for free if neither one said a word for the whole flight. If either one said a single word he would charge them the 50 dollars. James and Lucille agree.
The pilot takes off and climbs as fast as he can and immediately goes into a dive, but he doesn't hear a word from the couple. He flies in circles, climbs and dives, zigs, zags, and everything in between. The couple never say a word. Finally he lands the helicopter.
Over the head set he says "I'm really impressed. I did every thing I could to get a reaction from you two."
James says "well, I almost told you to stop when Lucille fell out, but hey, 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
....that danged Lucille....always such a source of trouble.
She's "the other woman".
But fun to ride
....just like....the other woman....
...or so I am told.
Not too political, I hope...........
At least it's British bike...
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