Revenge on Cagers with Cell Phones

[SINKING78]

I found this mildly amusing so I thought I'd share. I yell at fuckers like this ALL THE TIME but this is what I'd like to do

 

[Downeaster]

I'd like to take it a step further, and stick it where the sun don't shine.

And not just drivers either. People in restaurants are a particular peeve, as are shoppers who hold up the checkout line while they make baby-talk with their (in)significant other.

 

[xjwmx]

No expense spared in that production!

 

[I am Carbon]

I'd like to take it a step further, and stick it where the sun don't shine..

+ one

 

[1974jh5]

If some idiot on a cell hits me while texting/driving/etc assuming that I can still make a 911 call I will advise the EMS crew to bring some really long forceps.

 

[jd750ace]

I blasted my 124 decibel (measured) air horns one day and this goofy li'l gal dumped her I-Phone right out the window onto the ground at about 35 MPH! That'll teach her to stay in her lane!

 

[danno]

Funny that they are called "smart phones", but are often in the hands of a "dumb ass"...

 

[mustangpalmer1911]

Very nice JD!

 

[Derek]

I blasted my 124 decibel (measured) air horns one day and this goofy li'l gal dumped her I-Phone right out the window onto the ground at about 35 MPH! That'll teach her to stay in her lane!

Nice.


Whenever I encounter people on their phones with their windows down at lights, my bike can never seem to idle properly... (And it's LOUD).

~ Derek

 

[jd750ace]

me too. I get all adolescent when they have the window down!

 

[Block59]

Old Harley had up-swept fishtail pipes.
Didn't really matter if the window was open or not, I always seemed to feel better after clearing the plugs a few times or pretending it wouldn't idle!

 

[Eloramon5]

Funny that they are called "smart phones", but are often in the hands of a "dumb ass"...

 

[weaselbeak]

My late brother used to carry a couple of big, black rubber spiders to toss in the car. One of those got lots of immediate attention. He once tossed a plastic grenade in a back window when he was lane changed on. He said it was impressive how fast a car can stop and be cleared.