It looks the noses of two B1Bs grafted onto the front fuselages and wings of a couple of Schweitzer sailplanes to which the engines from the Russian Tu225 Mirya (shuttle transporter) have been bolted - with Cessna 172 tails stuck on the rear-end - and then the whole
shebang has been fed growth hormones......
I wonder what happens if the pilots aren't getting along?
L: OK we'll use a left hand pattern approach.
R: I want to do a
right hand pattern.
L: I said
LEFT HAND pattern.
R: No - I hate left hand patterns cause I can't see out the window - I wanna do a right hand pattern.
L: Lookit you dumb little wanker - I said
LEFT HAND pattern and I frickin' mean it!
.....................etc. etc. etc.
............................................................................and much mirth ensues.....
....and sorry American friends - but talk about ugly airplanes....YIKES!!