This guys ad was about a mile long and included all the stuff that pisses him off! All for a 16 year old Kawasakiā¦ā¦Donāt waste this guys time!
āIf you send a message asking if it is still available, I will not reply, and will just block the number/email.ā
āI wonāt sell it for less than itās worth and I donāt need the moneyā¦ā¦. no dreamers or low ballers; letās not waste each otherās time, as that is all that will happen if you offer lessā
āI had someone drop a dual-sport on a test ride once, never again out of my pocket.ā
āNo hurry on selling, Iām perfectly fine keeping it, as I know itās worth more than my asking price. I donāt like it when people waste my time ā
āif youāre not willing to pay the asking price for whatever reason I ask that you just PLEASE move on.ā
āNo delivery or vehicle pick-up service. Messages/calls that ask for these things will simply have their numbers blocked without even a reply. Please do not text me asking me to send you an email if this Kawasaki is still available. If you do, I will just delete the text without a reply.ā
An ad for a Yamaha R6,
I don't need it, it was a retarded impulse buy with the dumbest bank on the planet, I have no urge to ride it. I wanted to turn it into a track bike, but I don't need another retarded expensive hobby.
Cosmetically it?s practically perfect besides for a scrape on the right lower fairing and mid-pipe on the exhaust (you can barely tell, as you can see in the picture). The douchecanoe I bought it from thought it would be a good idea to armor-all the tires to make it look pretty? Well his idea worked because I bought this bike based solely on the fact it had shiny tires.
Long story short, I laid it down doing 5mph in the parking lot the night I bought itā¦ā¦It slid for like a foot and half and if you insist on making a big deal about itā¦ā¦..
The reason you should buy this POS:
* Limited Edition color I guess.
Will not sell to DFR, or people named Khalid. Or BMW owners.
And the best for last, For a Honda PC800,
āā¦ā¦..this sex machine was built to party. Donāt let the smooth curves fool you, she can easily fit two cases of beer (plus ice) in the trunk. If getting fucked up in public parks before noon isnāt your thing, you can āprobablyā fit about 14 pounds of weed in the trunk. Way more if you vacuum seal it.ā
āWhat Iām trying to say is that the trunk is awesome and will make everyone jealous. You could put a baby or some groceries in it if you needed. Plus if you āaccidentallyā drive through a river everything will stay dry, or so Iāve heard.ā
āThis bike was marketed to middle aged, middle class white guys (my dad LOVES this bike), so you rarely see them on the road. If socializing with my miserable coworkers has taught me anything, itās that middle class white guys rarely do anything except work a thousand hours a week because āItās up to us to keep society together, as the millennials today are lazy pieces of shit and do nothing but cause a drain on the economy, ā
āIf you buy this bike, youāre basically taking over my position as the Christopher Columbus of PC800ās. Whatever you decide to do, I guarantee it hasnāt been done on these bikes before. Burnouts? Top speed runs? Google that shit, and youāll be met with āWhy would I possibly want to go over the speed limitā and āBurnouts are unsafeā. Itās like being the coolest kid in the Chess Club ā it takes practically zero effort. I once rode this thing through the woods of Florida, and can promise you itās never been done on these bikes before. Youāre essentially writing the history books with this machine. From what I can remember, this bike has been ridden inside of at least two houses, one bar, and one gas station ā so youāll have to get way more creative than me. Use your imagination ā I believe in you. If youāre the lucky man (or woman, Iām as progressive as everyone else) who buys this from me, and you send me a picture of yourself jumping the bike at least 8ā³ off the ground or somehow doing a wheelie (no passengers allowed), Iāll personally buy you a dinner for up to $100. Or we can just go to the strip club and blow it there. Iām down for both options.
Iām asking $3K for this piece of perfection. Itās got ultra-low mileage and is in surprisingly good shape for the age. There are some minor blemishes on the bike from the previous owner (thatās what they all say). Iāll toss in a bike cover, a manual, the shitty original headlight, a spare ICON helmet that I never wore (safety is for nerds), and whatever extra stuff Iāve got from the bike laying around. Do some research on these bikes ā theyāre the epitome of over engineering. Hydraulic lifters, hydraulic clutch, shaft drive, and a double insulated engine (this thing is stealth as fuck). If it was just a little bit faster, it would seriously be the best bike ever made. Itās even got hidden crash bars underneath the fairingsā¦ FROM THE FACTORY. They are basically EXPECTING you to go hard as fuck on this thing and wreck it on a baseball field or at your upcoming family reunion. The bike comes with two keys for when you get drunk and lose one,ā
Makes me want to buy it!
āIf you send a message asking if it is still available, I will not reply, and will just block the number/email.ā
āI wonāt sell it for less than itās worth and I donāt need the moneyā¦ā¦. no dreamers or low ballers; letās not waste each otherās time, as that is all that will happen if you offer lessā
āI had someone drop a dual-sport on a test ride once, never again out of my pocket.ā
āNo hurry on selling, Iām perfectly fine keeping it, as I know itās worth more than my asking price. I donāt like it when people waste my time ā
āif youāre not willing to pay the asking price for whatever reason I ask that you just PLEASE move on.ā
āNo delivery or vehicle pick-up service. Messages/calls that ask for these things will simply have their numbers blocked without even a reply. Please do not text me asking me to send you an email if this Kawasaki is still available. If you do, I will just delete the text without a reply.ā
An ad for a Yamaha R6,
I don't need it, it was a retarded impulse buy with the dumbest bank on the planet, I have no urge to ride it. I wanted to turn it into a track bike, but I don't need another retarded expensive hobby.
Cosmetically it?s practically perfect besides for a scrape on the right lower fairing and mid-pipe on the exhaust (you can barely tell, as you can see in the picture). The douchecanoe I bought it from thought it would be a good idea to armor-all the tires to make it look pretty? Well his idea worked because I bought this bike based solely on the fact it had shiny tires.
Long story short, I laid it down doing 5mph in the parking lot the night I bought itā¦ā¦It slid for like a foot and half and if you insist on making a big deal about itā¦ā¦..
The reason you should buy this POS:
* Limited Edition color I guess.
Will not sell to DFR, or people named Khalid. Or BMW owners.
And the best for last, For a Honda PC800,
āā¦ā¦..this sex machine was built to party. Donāt let the smooth curves fool you, she can easily fit two cases of beer (plus ice) in the trunk. If getting fucked up in public parks before noon isnāt your thing, you can āprobablyā fit about 14 pounds of weed in the trunk. Way more if you vacuum seal it.ā
āWhat Iām trying to say is that the trunk is awesome and will make everyone jealous. You could put a baby or some groceries in it if you needed. Plus if you āaccidentallyā drive through a river everything will stay dry, or so Iāve heard.ā
āThis bike was marketed to middle aged, middle class white guys (my dad LOVES this bike), so you rarely see them on the road. If socializing with my miserable coworkers has taught me anything, itās that middle class white guys rarely do anything except work a thousand hours a week because āItās up to us to keep society together, as the millennials today are lazy pieces of shit and do nothing but cause a drain on the economy, ā
āIf you buy this bike, youāre basically taking over my position as the Christopher Columbus of PC800ās. Whatever you decide to do, I guarantee it hasnāt been done on these bikes before. Burnouts? Top speed runs? Google that shit, and youāll be met with āWhy would I possibly want to go over the speed limitā and āBurnouts are unsafeā. Itās like being the coolest kid in the Chess Club ā it takes practically zero effort. I once rode this thing through the woods of Florida, and can promise you itās never been done on these bikes before. Youāre essentially writing the history books with this machine. From what I can remember, this bike has been ridden inside of at least two houses, one bar, and one gas station ā so youāll have to get way more creative than me. Use your imagination ā I believe in you. If youāre the lucky man (or woman, Iām as progressive as everyone else) who buys this from me, and you send me a picture of yourself jumping the bike at least 8ā³ off the ground or somehow doing a wheelie (no passengers allowed), Iāll personally buy you a dinner for up to $100. Or we can just go to the strip club and blow it there. Iām down for both options.
Iām asking $3K for this piece of perfection. Itās got ultra-low mileage and is in surprisingly good shape for the age. There are some minor blemishes on the bike from the previous owner (thatās what they all say). Iāll toss in a bike cover, a manual, the shitty original headlight, a spare ICON helmet that I never wore (safety is for nerds), and whatever extra stuff Iāve got from the bike laying around. Do some research on these bikes ā theyāre the epitome of over engineering. Hydraulic lifters, hydraulic clutch, shaft drive, and a double insulated engine (this thing is stealth as fuck). If it was just a little bit faster, it would seriously be the best bike ever made. Itās even got hidden crash bars underneath the fairingsā¦ FROM THE FACTORY. They are basically EXPECTING you to go hard as fuck on this thing and wreck it on a baseball field or at your upcoming family reunion. The bike comes with two keys for when you get drunk and lose one,ā
Makes me want to buy it!
