Well today was fun! I took my carbs apart again to see if I can't smooth things out a bit.
I found I didn't secure my slide to the diaphragms quite right and the right side (the bitchy side) slide had rotated nearly 180 degrees backwards. I reglued my slides and diaphragms, hopefully better than last.
I also took
gggGary's advice and drizzled some wintergreen oil on my shaft seals before slathering em with silicone grease.
Put it all back together with new plugs and synced the carbs again. The damned thing hasn't run better in my care!
Fired up on the second kick. No more hesitation on the throttle! I'm still getting a couple little baby backfires once in a while as I decelerate in gear, but not loud pops every single time I slow down to a light. I suppose it could be that my absolutely cheapest possible vacuum gauges aren't reading quite right, but it's a quad set and I swapped the leads around between all four gauges to make sure they were balanced right. I'm thinking some tinkering with the mix screw might be in order at this point.
Either way it's not perfect, but at this point it's perfectly acceptable.
I also finally bought a 36mm socket to properly tighten my sprocket nut. Everything there went fine until I was finishing up and putting my foot pegs back on. Snapped one of the studs off.. dammit!
This, I feel, is a perfect hamhanded example on why the delicate work of disassembling and replacing my shaft seals may not be the job for me.