Many years ago, downtown Austin, I was first in line waiting for a light to change. On the other side of the intersection was a cop, pointed at me, also first in line and waiting for the light to change. He noticed my expired inspection sticker as we sat, turned around after the light changed, and pulled me over. I showed him my failed inspection report -- I had at least tried, but failed due to worn wipers. He was reluctant, but let me go. I think it helped that my dog was in the car with me, indicating that I wasn't a sociopath.
A year ago, genius Texas did away with vehicle inspections. You read that right -- we do not require vehicle inspections.
It's getting more and more like the wild west out here. As of four years ago, we no longer require permits to carry handguns. And you can carry that gun openly. Then two years ago, it became mandatory for every man, woman and child in the state over the age of 6 to carry a loaded handgun on them at all times. Okay, just kidding about that last one. Rant over.