MERLIN a story about a 1975/6 Honda GL1000
This bike came into my life via a late night drunken bid on eBay!
I regularly flirt around with eBay, buying and selling vinyl records mostly (my other weakness). However one Sunday evening after dinner and too much wine Mrs C wanted to watch a chick flick, so I fired up the Mac and started trawling through bike adverts as you do. A bike I had always wanted from way back when popped up; it was well photographed but had a poor description. It looked good and as only one bidder was shown with just hours to go I put in a cheeky bid, and went to bed. The next morning I get a notification that I had won the bike and must now pay!
Bugger me with a rusty breaker bar! what the hell will I tell Mrs C now? I made a brave decision to tell her nothing at all; so that sanity and my life would continue in peaceful bliss. Wifey was going away to Spain with her sister in two weeks so I would keep quiet until she returned.
So this is the bike I won:
I arranged cash on collection with the vendor; and sent my delivery team to Worcestershire to collect it.
The vendor sent me a text when the boys had loaded and the cash changed hands. He asked by text for my address to send the receipt and DVLA documents (change of ownership) to. I frantically text back saying to give the lot to the boys as I had not told my wife yet of the purchase; Whew that was a close call. The boys took the bike straight to my lockup / workshop; and I was eager to get there from work to see it. At 4.00pm the work phone rings and Mrs C is in Cardiff shopping for her imminent holiday; she wants me to meet her in a restaurant in town and take her home after dinner. Bugger foiled again. Dinner was good but to be honest I faked interest in any conversation as I had something else on my mind; including a guilty pleasure! The bike would have to wait until the next day.
Up early and straight out the door to the workshop. Open up the lockup and I'm pleased to see the bike for the first time; it looks very good, not immaculate, but very good indeed.
First impressions are great. I was told the bike was a 'runner' having covered only 400 miles in the past 4 years with its second UK owner. He also told me of a poor idle and loud whine from the tachometer. A quick check of vital fluids and visuals for anything obvious and time for a startup. Key in dash lights show all good; check neutral, and turn the key.... A click from the starter engaging ....No cranking however.
Still pleased I pushed the heavy bike back into the shop and locked everything up; got to get to work. This will have to wait for the weekend.
This bike came into my life via a late night drunken bid on eBay!
I regularly flirt around with eBay, buying and selling vinyl records mostly (my other weakness). However one Sunday evening after dinner and too much wine Mrs C wanted to watch a chick flick, so I fired up the Mac and started trawling through bike adverts as you do. A bike I had always wanted from way back when popped up; it was well photographed but had a poor description. It looked good and as only one bidder was shown with just hours to go I put in a cheeky bid, and went to bed. The next morning I get a notification that I had won the bike and must now pay!
Bugger me with a rusty breaker bar! what the hell will I tell Mrs C now? I made a brave decision to tell her nothing at all; so that sanity and my life would continue in peaceful bliss. Wifey was going away to Spain with her sister in two weeks so I would keep quiet until she returned.
So this is the bike I won:
I arranged cash on collection with the vendor; and sent my delivery team to Worcestershire to collect it.
The vendor sent me a text when the boys had loaded and the cash changed hands. He asked by text for my address to send the receipt and DVLA documents (change of ownership) to. I frantically text back saying to give the lot to the boys as I had not told my wife yet of the purchase; Whew that was a close call. The boys took the bike straight to my lockup / workshop; and I was eager to get there from work to see it. At 4.00pm the work phone rings and Mrs C is in Cardiff shopping for her imminent holiday; she wants me to meet her in a restaurant in town and take her home after dinner. Bugger foiled again. Dinner was good but to be honest I faked interest in any conversation as I had something else on my mind; including a guilty pleasure! The bike would have to wait until the next day.
Up early and straight out the door to the workshop. Open up the lockup and I'm pleased to see the bike for the first time; it looks very good, not immaculate, but very good indeed.
First impressions are great. I was told the bike was a 'runner' having covered only 400 miles in the past 4 years with its second UK owner. He also told me of a poor idle and loud whine from the tachometer. A quick check of vital fluids and visuals for anything obvious and time for a startup. Key in dash lights show all good; check neutral, and turn the key.... A click from the starter engaging ....No cranking however.
Still pleased I pushed the heavy bike back into the shop and locked everything up; got to get to work. This will have to wait for the weekend.
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