Heads up, y'all! On June 15 and 16 the Yamaha 650 Society is hosting its third annual Ozarks rally at the Ozark Folk Center, Mountain View, Arkansas. This is a riding rally, but those arriving with troubled machines will not be mocked and reviled XSively while assistance is attempted. Roads are beautiful and enjoyable, and only as challenging as you want to make them (no US129-style high traffic extreme technical crap to contend with). We won't twist your arm to join the club, but new members will get a free copy of my 26 page Society carburetor manual, covering OE and some aftermarket carbs in detail. For reservations at the Folk Center, call 870-269-3851, select "1," and refer to Group ID#26967251. (Caution: Attendees may experience hip dislocation due to extreme leg pulling.Those with thin skin conditions may experience abrasions due to twisted humor and presence of a frequently undiplomatic tech advisor.)