Grimly

Take it back to them, they should have known to do it right in the first place.

Ranking right up there is when the supermarket, that you know inside out, decides to update, doubles its size, and re-arranges...

Evidence of the dreaded PO being a bit liberal with the RTV, too. I'd not be surprised if an oilway is blocked.

It may cause a stink before that. "If disturbed, a garter snake may coil and strike, but it typically hides its head and flails its...

I used to routinely clean spark plugs with a Champion air/media blaster some decades ago, when I was being paid for it. It was the done...

A brace is noticeable. I have one on all my bikes one way or other. You don't have to be a track god to feel the difference, especially...

There are China Dyna units on Aliexpress for fifty bucks. I got one last year in case I needed it, but the 40 year old Piranha ignition...

And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space 'cos there's buggerall down here on Earth...

Likewise, I've been changing my own for years.

The older GS of the pair I have had slide carbs - VM26s or something. It was a technique to get rapid response from them without bogging...

Alarmist clickbait bullshit. That clown Millington was on about it, too.

It's ok, his dad did it for years that way.

Weird shade, indeed.

Superb stuff. Faster than I would have gone down there, but funnily enough I really got into the swing of it.

Beware of the crack.

An emergency cheap-ass funnel can be made from a cardboard cone.

Never forget this one, either. The RAF don't have enough planes to risk one these days...

Some smoke, mirrors and healthy dose of bullshit, but I'd always hoped the next breakthrough in propulsion would be from a bloke in a...

On the GS, I fitted a Bosch wideband and a controller from 14.7 in Canada. The installation is just hooked up temporarily until I...

Form over function (or common sense).

Wasn't that type of jack a bit on the deadly side when it got just a slight bit worn?

Taking no chances with that firetruck right behind it, too.