jayel
#9 Guru 74 TX650A
Bar room signs and other words of wisdom:
Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity.
No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her shit.
It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.
Make love, not war.
Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
If voting could really change things,
It would be illegal.
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals in Men's restroom,
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die...
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity.
No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her shit.
It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.
Make love, not war.
Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
If voting could really change things,
It would be illegal.
Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals in Men's restroom,
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die...
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.