I believe I may have coined a new term

[Downeaster]

"Anal Inclinometer"

Anyone who has run a tractor near a ditch bank or pond edge will know what I mean.

Cleaning up around the ranch today and pegged mine a couple of times. As in, you couldn't have hauled a golf tee out of it with a come-along...

 

[jetmechmarty]

As a friend of mine once said, "You couldn't have driven a pin up my a$$ with a sledgehammer."

 

[GLJ]

Also known as a "walnut" cracker.

 

[Jim]

Cleaning up around the ranch today and pegged mine a couple of times. As in, you couldn't have hauled a golf tee out of it with a come-along...

Sucked up the seat cushion didya?

 

[kshansen]

Sucked up the seat cushion didya?

Probably need a little work with the heat gun to smooth the pucker out of that seat cushion!

 

[GLJ]

Pucker factor is 1 to 10.
1 wouldn't dent a marshmallow.
10 will crush a walnut.

 

[Downeaster]

Sucked up the seat cushion didya?

Let's just say a seatbelt would have been superfluous...