I want to know why it is...

[Downeaster]

that Mother Nature only calls me when I'm as far from the facilities as possible? (My shop is a good hundred yards from the house...)

And do you know how hard it is to walk quickly when yer cheeks are clenched so tight yer eyes are bugging out?

 

[Jim]

And do you know how hard it is to walk quickly when yer cheeks are clenched so tight yer eyes are bugging out?

Actually yes.... yes I do...

 

[bosco659]

Depends…..

 

[46th Georgia]

Depends…..

Did 'ya ever see the SNL skit for "Ooops, I crapped my pants"? Sorry, I have no idea how to link, but it's freakin' hilarious. Poop humor never gets old.

 

[MacMcMacmac]

I don't like poop humour. Too corny.

 

[gggGary]

I swear my colon has a proximity sensor for the furthest XS parts aisle in TSOIR.

 

[46th Georgia]

I don't like poop humour. Too corny.

Don't be so anal. That's why you're not poopular.

 

[Downeaster]

I'll turd that.

 

[Downeaster]

So, I rectum this thread has runs it course.

 

[46th Georgia]

So, I rectum this thread has runs it course.

Butt no.

 

[Downeaster]

Butt no.

Well that was a cheeky crack!