Riding BMWs Reduces Your Need For Viagra

We are on a motorcycle forum so I'll just post this up and see if anyone DOESN'T get a hard-on...

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With BMW making bikes like that, it's a surprise this guy is the only one.

~ Derek
 
I always thought bmw bikes were some of the worst.The guys that drive the cars are usually douche bags too.I like the old bmw bikes but all the bikes from the 50's look pretty cool.The brand in general attracts the types I do not like.
 
I guess that explains why Corbin seats are so popular. Now I know why a guy up the road had someone offer to buy just his seat off his bike.
 
We are on a motorcycle forum so I'll just post this up and see if anyone DOESN'T get a hard-on...

bmw-s1000rr-superstock-limited-edition-18.jpg


With BMW making bikes like that, it's a surprise this guy is the only one.

~ Derek


I guess I'm just old but the thought of riding that thing scares the crap out of me and makes my weanie draw up inside. Which scares me even more. :yikes:
 
Well there was the one time this cutie was all pressed up against me on the back of a borrowed RZ350 and I REALLY liked where she chose to hold on :D But alas that was LONG ago....
 
Hi Guys,

I must be missing something---no pun intended. I have two--count 'em, two--BMW's, and I haven't had any issues with a hangy-downy morphing into a flagpole....:yikes:

Oh, wait! I know what it is----both of my Beemers are vintage Airheads, not RT's or S1000RR monsters.....

In the interest of equal time, however, I should point out that neither BMW has the delightful vibration of the XS's, or my '69 Triumph.....*nods head* :bike:
 
Hi Guys,

I must be missing something---no pun intended. I have two--count 'em, two--BMW's, and I haven't had any issues with a hangy-downy morphing into a flagpole....:yikes:

Oh, wait! I know what it is----both of my Beemers are vintage Airheads, not RT's or S1000RR monsters.....

In the interest of equal time, however, I should point out that neither BMW has the delightful vibration of the XS's, or my '69 Triumph.....*nods head* :bike:

ROTFLMAO!!!
 
After riding on the back of my xs for a season, my wife decided she'd rather have one of them for herself, instead of the other choices we were considering.

:D
 
Here in England BMW riders run a close second to HD riders in the 'hate list' ..
I know theyre well built but theyre fuggin ugly & overpriced ..
The new ones leave me stone cold too as Im not remotely intrested in any bike with a fairing & especially not sports bikes ..
 
Here in England BMW riders run a close second to HD riders in the 'hate list' ..
I know theyre well built but theyre fuggin ugly & overpriced ..
The new ones leave me stone cold too as Im not remotely intrested in any bike with a fairing & especially not sports bikes ..

Fact is, there are very few new motorcycles of any brand that excite me from a visual standpoint.
 
Here in England BMW riders run a close second to HD riders in the 'hate list' ..
I know theyre well built but theyre fuggin ugly & overpriced ..
The new ones leave me stone cold too as Im not remotely intrested in any bike with a fairing & especially not sports bikes ..

I love my XS fun to ride easy to work on look good.
I must say getting on Triumph Daytona is as sweet as it gets at over 100mph.
The way the bike is put together 100mph on the Daytona is like 50mph on other bikes.
Not to much fun to work on though.
 
I have 100k on an early ninety's BMW with Corbin seat.


I got nothin'. :(
 
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