Leaking nipples

Sticks and stones May break my bones '
But
Whips and chains excite me
If your takin a pliers to your nipples ya may want help or at least a witness just sayin
 
DE it was 8 years of Catholic grade school That will give you a slightly twisted look at the world
Then while your young ad a little weed, top it off with beer ad Monty Python / Mel Brooks /George Carlin etc.
That will get you there
 
Being 19 and stationed in the Philippines - aka The Land of Cheap Beer and Cheaper Wimmen - adds a certain amount of warp to yer outlook on life too...
Do you ever notice once your past 60 your PC filters don't work as well
"I'm sorry did I just say that out loud"
 
I have NEVER had a fully functional PC filter and it hasn't improved any since I retired from the Navy in 1990.

The only thing that has changed is that I just don't give a shit any more...
 
I remember back around 2000, walking around the red light district in AMsterdam with my wife and there was a store front with "paraphernalia" in the window.
She saw some electric nipple clips and asked me to verify that was indeed what she was seeing.
 
I have NEVER had a fully functional PC filter and it hasn't improved any since I retired from the Navy in 1990.

The only thing that has changed is that I just don't give a shit any more...
It was nice when we were all masked up then even a deaf man couldn't tell I was cussin under my breath
 
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