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Just had to share this.
Bob Kelly III
Ranch Kid from way back,.... that got Old !
LOL Where do you come up with this stuff Pete ??? Burger king better watch out ...their next !
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Bob.......
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Bob.......
It was in the humour section of the Honda ST Owners website.
I'd like to hear the companion piece.
"Chickens in Choppers"
Maybe 'Dude could write that...
"Chickens in Choppers"
Maybe 'Dude could write that...
I thought you'd like it Mr. BULtaco.....
I might need to actually build another one of those ill-handling machines to get them out of my head, or perhaps recall, all at the same time, the accumulation of the many accidents I had on 'em. .........but that intro to Easy Rider was pretty sweet, wasn't it? "Get your motor runnin', Head out on the highway ! Lookin' for adventure, And whatever comes our way ! ........"
cheapstock81
cheapstock81
I first heard of this from my twin brother, and immediately added it to my set list. It was my most requested song at a winery I used to play for.
Kreg
Kreg
On a similar note - a very wise friend once said to me "...Never give a duck a loaded gun..."
Wise advice indeed. A duck can carry a grudge for a very long time.
Wise advice indeed. A duck can carry a grudge for a very long time.
Hey Pete, heavy on the BUL....lolI thought you'd like it Mr. BULtaco.....
Sung in the tune of "Born to be wild".
"Chickens in choppers"
Get yer chickens pissed off.
Head out to the tarmac.
Gatling guns are loaded.
Searching for cows every day...
"Chickens in choppers"
Get yer chickens pissed off.
Head out to the tarmac.
Gatling guns are loaded.
Searching for cows every day...
Verse Two
Show the roosters we can make it happen.......
A total udder bovine disgrace.....
Fire all of our guns at once, then....
Fly over and crap in their face......
Chickens in choo ooop pers......
Show the roosters we can make it happen.......
A total udder bovine disgrace.....
Fire all of our guns at once, then....
Fly over and crap in their face......
Chickens in choo ooop pers......
...and I thought that I was wierd!!!
Can't wait for verse 3 ....
.....gggGary?
Can't wait for verse 3 ....
.....gggGary?
Bob Kelly III
Ranch Kid from way back,.... that got Old !
Keep your Choppers Runnin'
Every chick in high gear
Roosters all have no fear
Mean Fully loaded Gunnin'
.....LOL
Bob......
Every chick in high gear
Roosters all have no fear
Mean Fully loaded Gunnin'
.....LOL
Bob......
Yup, gave it a go, in the key of Q.
Sure 'nuff.
Cleared off all the roaches...
Sure 'nuff.
Cleared off all the roaches...
LMAO!
And 'your' amp goes all the way to 11!
And 'your' amp goes all the way to 11!
Bob Kelly III
Ranch Kid from way back,.... that got Old !
Blood and guts are Flyin'
spread out on the Highway !
Cows are getting Riled
Many cows a' Dying
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Rambovine is coming
pissed at all the carnage
explosive arrows flying
all the choppers plummeting !!!
Musical interlude: (Hard rock)
.....
Must be sung by a HARD ROCK Cow with a Hot pink Mohock
and electric Guitar ..... in skin tight black leathers ! ....doing a Mick Jagger imitation !
Bob.....
spread out on the Highway !
Cows are getting Riled
Many cows a' Dying
.....
Rambovine is coming
pissed at all the carnage
explosive arrows flying
all the choppers plummeting !!!
Musical interlude: (Hard rock)
.....
Must be sung by a HARD ROCK Cow with a Hot pink Mohock
and electric Guitar ..... in skin tight black leathers ! ....doing a Mick Jagger imitation !
Bob.....
