This is my favorite "rant" against the sawzall crowd, taken from another list. I particularly like the last reason he gives, lol .....
"If you bob , cut , defile , desecrate , sawzall or otherwise mutilate the '70 ..
Gawd will kill a kitten , maybe two .
your pudenda will shrivel and fall off
My wiccan sister will turn you into a quivering snot wad
Your next bike will be an Xv700
You may wake up next to a liberal democrat
The remaining signs of the apocalypse will be posted outside your home
Every time you attempt to initiate conjugal relations with a female member of your own species door to door religion will incessantly pound on your door until you answer .
Your bowels will plug up for an indeterminate period of time .
Other than that it shouldn't be a problem ."