not as funny as it may seem. the victim should of just explained that he just ate at a local oriental buffet and the kung pow kitty was a bit greasy.that would explain the clenching!
all jokes aside im now working on a 12 volt rechargeble colonoscopy kit to be used by law enforcement in the great state of arizona.easily stored in a cop car trunk.
it will be a great time saver for leo officers.it will be able to be implemented as quickly as 4 chunky officers can make yu "assume the position" over your car trunk.