Yup, as soon as my new exhaust system arrives here from California, I'll package it up and send it on down to you Halfmile.
Holy cow - that thing is one homely sh!tcycle and it really does need some help....or perhaps that emergency hand grenade. It would be important to get far enough from home before pulling the pin....but those ergonomics don't look like that might be possible.
As I've said before, I hate to slag-off other people's choices, but some things simply go beyond bad taste and limited functionality and delve into the realm of (as Fred terms it) "vandalism!! One of the most amazing things is the 2-up seat! Again, not wishing to be unpleasant, but I have never met a gal who'd be caught dead on a bike like that, and with the frame extended that much, I doubt it would stand up to that much weight without complaining.
Hopefully, you get the engine out of it before it metastasizes and ruins that too.