Chuck norris....

[lukach4]

When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor

Chuck Norris did'nt have a mother. He gave birth to himself.

 

[tadd442]

Chuck Norris is just an egotisical midget...
Bruce Lee would've killed him ..But try this..http://www.nochucknorris.com/

If I recall correctly, Chuck Norris was the only opponent that Bruce Lee had ever "honored" after defeating on film.

 

[tadd442]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

 

[dlabkeeg]

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. It's descendants are called giraffes.

 

[dlabkeeg]

Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer, but Chuck Norris never cries.

 

[angus67]

when chuck norris does a push-up, he dosnt go up, the earth goes DOWN

 

[Militant_Buddhist]

Vin Diesel is an anagram for "I end lives"
the same is true of Chuck Norris.

 

[MacMcMacmac]

Chuck Norris rides a Special....

 

[Thet]

Chuck Norris got laid in the back of an 18 wheeler. One of his sperms got loose and into the engine block. Now we have Optimus Prime.

Every night before he goes to sleep, the Boogie Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.