Hey jd750ace...I agree with what you are saying, some of these bikes get modified to the point that they are a way too impractical for my taste. I see a lot of ingenuity across the board but some are chopped to the point that all performance and rideability (and safety) is gone. You may be onto something here.
My Rant.....Go ahead and chop it up but don't make it into a two-wheeled tractor. Hell, even tractors have front brakes! And what is the deal with having no suspension, whitewalls and max altitude ape hangers? What's next..curb feelers? Chop em up all you want but please build in some BSP bug smashin potential.
......Okay..I am done now.
I see you are in Texas. On weekends in summer 1979 I rode from Beaumont, Texas back and forth to the Sam Rayburn Reservoir lakes area. Parts of the roadway are elevated over the swamps of east Texas. Burned into my memory is an episode of running through a swarm of thousands of dragonflies. Not the little ones, but the jumbo ones that really thump ya good. I couldn't slow down because of cars behind me so I just had to take it. It only lasted a thousand yards but I must have killed a few hundred with my chest, neck and hands. It hurt plenty and I remember being kinda proud that I didn't fall off!
Thats riding an XS650 with bug smashing potential.