I poured half a beer on the tank seat and exhaust.
Slipped my boots on loose and untied. Walked into garage taking a sip of a fresh cracked beer ready to tie up
My recyclables. Somehow tripped while
entering garage taking my first sip of beer. Ankle folded, on the two stair drop. I fell, beer in right hand. Trying to save the beer, so couldnt catch myself, went down like a sack of $hit. Landed on the bar end of an old set of GT mountain bike handlebars I had in the floor. Let out a squeel like a woman, saved the beer bottle, but splashed half the beer on the bike and ended up laying on the floor staring at the footpeg with my beer foaming like a mini volcano.
Took like a full 10 seconds to to lay there and figure out if I was injured. Im not, but I have a sweet imprint of a handlebar on my side that will be purple by morning. I wouldmpay good money if I could somehow watch that fall on video.