In 1978 my Madam duJour was a geological engineering student and she was working at a mining survey camp just north of a place called Wawa Ontario (check it out - just look waaaayyyy up north along the east shore of Lake Superior). Well, it was mid-May and she’d been gone up north for a few weeks and she called me (no texting or sexting or email in 1978) and she said...”I’m lonely and I miss you - A LOT ....
or words to that effect.
Well, me, being the red-blooded Canadian boy (i.e. walking hormone overdose) that I am...errrr, ...was....well anyhow, I decided that the smart thing to do was to ride my 1975 XS650B up to Wawa from my pad in Kingston, ON to her partially heated tent in Wawa after work on Friday.
The distance was around 1200 km or about 720 miles and Google Maps lists the travel time as about 11 hours and 25 minutes (not including fuel and food stops plus multiple stops to “drain the dragon”). Anyhow, I figured that if I set off right at 4:00 PM, I could be there by around 5:00 AM and that would give us plenty of time for....well, you know. My plan was to ride back on Sunday during the day so that I could see a bit of the countryside (the trip north was mostly at night of course).
All went well until I turned the corner at Sault St. Marie (pronounced “The Soo”) at around 2:00 AM or so and then, the temperature dropped from a balmy 60 deg. F down to a refreshing 25-30 F (about -6 to -1C). I think it got colder than that as I headed north, but I didn’t care to know any more details. I didn’t have an electric suit or anything like that (remember, this was an XS650 with the brushed alternator etc.) and so I got really f@cking cold. Holy crap - I was the human popsicle. The distance from the Soo to Wawa is about 230 km or around 140 miles and baby, it was rough. It was dark but clear so I could see the northern lights through the frost on my face shield and that is all that kept me going. I kept reaching down and putting my left hand on the exhaust valve cover to warm it up. As I recall it, I had a throttle lock that looked like a nutcracker and that allowed me to do the same thing on the right hand side occasionally.
There are essentially no towns or other civilization and not even much other traffic at night in the north. In fact, there are only a couple of truck stops on that stretch of the Trans Canada Hwy. (fuel is always a concern for bikes along there - at least in those days) and so each time I stopped, the truckers would laugh as I came in the door. One guy said, “She must be a really good piece of tail for you to ride north in this weather boy”. All I could do was shiver and grin. He had no idea how right he was.
Anyhow, I made it (get it) to Wawa, arriving just about on schedule at abut 5:20 AM as the sun started to peek through the pine trees. I suppose it’s possible that I had exceeded the speed limit at some point along the way...
The rest....I’ll leave to your imagination.
Pete