I am Carbon
shade tree mechanic
I walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal by my side. I told the jeweler I was looking for a special ring for my girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
And I said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The my girfriend eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
And me seeing this I said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and I stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the me and said,'There's no money in that account!'
I said I know
'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
And I said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The my girfriend eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
And me seeing this I said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and I stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the me and said,'There's no money in that account!'
I said I know
'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'