I’ve got the flu blues

[Goldenboy]

Is it really dead, or just weakened?

Here's the handout I got with my flu shot, today. I waited 20 minutes in the local clinic and a sign on the counter said," If you are coughing or sneezing to put on a mask." Well, there were three people there who were coughing the exact same way and no one was wearing a mask. Instead of saying something, I just looked at them and went to the counter and got a mask and put it on. They called me in for my flu shot and when I came out, two were wearing masks. But I think that's the way to deal with it. Protect yourself. I also bring my own pen and use their waterless soap.

 

[xjwmx]

Flu vaccine is how the puppet masters steal your precious bodily fluids.

 

[Mailman]

I was in a hospital a while back , visiting , and they had the best hands free and bathrooms.
Doors open automatically when you approach.
Self flushing johns, auto soap and towel dispensers . All they needed was some sort of automatic weenie shaker and you wouldn’t get dirty at all.

 

[gggGary]

All they needed was some sort of automatic weenie shaker and you wouldn’t get dirty at all.

But the average guy spends 90% of his shower time washing his weenie, So I've heard....

 

[Goldenboy]

But the average guy spends 90% of his shower time washing his weenie, So I've heard....

 

[Goldenboy]

Flu vaccine is how the puppet masters steal your precious bodily fluids.

Thanks for the "heads up". I'll remember that next time.

 

[fredintoon]

But the average guy spends 90% of his shower time washing his weenie, So I've heard....

Nah,
only the first scrub or so.
The rest of the time is spent wrestling with his mighty anaconda.
Or so I dimly remember.