Chuck norris....

[tadd442]

Did you know that Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door?

Feel free to enlighten me on other Chuck Norris "facts"!

 

[littlebill31]

Chuck Norris once shot a man...with a knife. And, like my uncle, smells of jet fuel and punching.

 

[ReycleBill]

Chuck Norris can ride motorcycles without wheels.... Okay, that's not quite right, Chuck Norris can ride motorcycles without rear wheels.

 

[littlebill31]

Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".

 

[pyroman]

Chuck Norris can eat nails and shit barbed wire. No, really!!

 

[72XS2]

Freddie Krueger has trouble sleeping because of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has killed the Dead Sea

The Big Bang may have created the universe, but, Chuck Norris created the Big Bang.

Chuck Norris wipes with 8x10 sheets of plywood

 

[littlebill31]

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death is just afraid to tell him.

 

[tadd442]

Chuck Norris once shot a man...with a knife. And, like my uncle, smells of jet fuel and punching.

I love that line!

 

[tadd442]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom, because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.

 

[tadd442]

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

 

[littlebill31]

They named a street after Chuck Norris, but had to change it. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

 

[Travis]

Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

 

[pyroman]

Chuck Norris has muscles IN HIS SHIT....

 

[littlebill31]

Chuck Norris's chin has it's own fist.

If you say his name backwards, you'll put a tear in the time-space continuum. So don't do it!

 

[ReycleBill]

Chuck Norris's chin has it's own fist.

If you say his name backwards, you'll put a tear in the time-space continuum. So don't do it!

sirron kcuh....

 

[littlebill31]

Nnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

 

[Kingwj]

Chuck Norris calls his doctor if an erection lasts less than 4 hours.

 

[ReycleBill]

Chuck Norris can ride a motorcycle at over 200 miles per hour-- backwards.

 

[buckeyechuck]

sirron kcuh....

Well since you spelled it wrong backwards...nothing happened..... but don't correct it.

 

[littlebill31]

Ha, I didn't even notice. Whoo, that was close.

The Dos Equis guy lives vicariously through him.