Reid
XS650 Addict
I never met a motorcycle that I didnt like, I just dont want the HD custody agreement. The one where the dealership gets visitation every weekend
I never met a motorcycle that I didnt like, I just dont want the HD custody agreement. The one where the dealership gets visitation every weekend
I have a 03 Screaming Eagle Deuce with 35000 miles on never let me down and was only in the shop when i decided to go with gear driven cams.
I have a 03 Screaming Eagle Deuce with 35000 miles on never let me down and was only in the shop when i decided to go with gear driven cams.
It's not the down time that kills you, it's the almost never ending child support payments. And if little Harley decides to go to college when he grows up you'll never get out of debt.
You left out a step: Watch video for explanation: http://motorcyclecoop.blogspot.com/2012/05/rule-1-loading-motorcycles.html
funny shit there!
You left out a step: Watch video for explanation: http://motorcyclecoop.blogspot.com/2012/05/rule-1-loading-motorcycles.html
How to pickup "Hog" at the dealer following the oil change:
1. Change out of Ivy League suit you wore to the office at Bernstein, Smith, Gamble and Associates.
2. Put on fake beard, wig, and the darkest sunglasses you can find.
3. Put on false teeth
4. Leave wife at home and Porsche in the garage.
5. Have daughter's lowlife boyfriend give you a ride in his 1985 Ford Bronco
6. Chew some beef jerky to get rid of that minty fresh breath
7. If you are wearing cologne, scavenge around the back of the Ford Bronco for some motor oil or old fuel and smear it on your wife beater shirt
8. Take cash out of your $400 real Saskatchewan seal skin wallet, roll it, and place in ripped back jean pocket.
9. Assume correct posture when walking into dealership, i.e. lean slightly back, drag boots, swing arms with knuckles facing forward, leave sunglasses on.
10. Most importantly, stay in character!! A menacing look at all times is required.