Parking Ticket

[bdholsin]

I went to the store today. I was in there for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
piece of horse shit. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
having worn tires!!! So I called him a pencil-dicked Nazi. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a shit. My 650 was parked around the
corner.

 

[jeepguy]

legen.......wait for it........dary

 

[XS1961]

Nice one

 

[501Spanky]

I'm borrowing that one!

 

[bdholsin]

I'm borrowing that one!

By all means, use it. FYI, I get a nickel (royalty) every time though.

 

[Kingwj]

Great joke. The nickel is in the mail.

 

[501Spanky]

So far I owe you $0.35 - do you take paypal?

 

[bdholsin]

So far I owe you $0.35 - do you take paypal?

Big like!

Gentlemen (and ladies), I'll just put it on all your accounts.

 

[Ton Up]

I got a ticket for parking my 650 on the sidewalk once. The meter maid said I was abusing the right of way for blind people.