A laugh...

[XS1961]

...Anyway, we met each other down by the lake, there seemed to be some kind of spark between us, she just fell at my feet and in no time we were making love.
I remember thinking to myself,
These tazers are well worth the money.

 

[gggGary]

That's sick, disgusting, and depraved, I like it. Thanks for the morning laugh.

 

[hamamatsu]

Good one !!

I love it when a guy can find true love with the aid of modern technology.

 

[Koy1964]

A black kid turns to his white mother and asks "mom why am i black" The mother stops and takes a deep breath and says "Well honey there was a big party when i was young and i had alot.." she stops herself again. The mother replies again quickly "Look baby just be glad you dont bark"...

 

[Purplezinger]

A young Indian brave ask's his mother "How did I get my name"? She replies "I named you the same way all children in our tribe are named" "Have you forgotten, our tradition requires that when the new mother emerges from the birthing lodge, the first thing she see's becomes the name of the child. Hence your brother "Silver Horse" and your sister "Gray Dove" why do you ask "Two-Dogs-A-Fucking"?

 

[XS1961]

LOL