CHAT UP LINES when attempting to speak to a person you like

[funky]

Hi all Hope you are well A little bit of fun
I was wondering if you could help me
I have recently felt the need to lets say seek compnay of the opposite Sex being that i am quite out going kind of chap i do feel a little shy when confronting a female and get a little tounge tied
So if you would be so kind as to forward to me any good chat up lines to help me i would be very greatfull
All replies welcome and we can pick the best one after i tested these out
All the best Funky

 

[TwoManyXS1Bs]

Oh, man. If we could figure out how to redirect my email spam to you, you'll get no less than 17 referrals per day. You'll probably have to go to Nigeria to see it through...

 

[funky]

exsample
Funky preditor says ......"Hello sweetheart do you know how much a polar bears weighs"
Big breasted blonde Says "No"
Funky Preditor says ....."I don't either but it broke the ice"

 

[TwoManyXS1Bs]

... when confornting a female...

I'm not familiar with that.

How is it done?

Is it legal over there?

 

[funky]

LOL everythings legal in my world mate

 

[fredintoon]

Hi Funky,
it may not work for you but I picked up a beautiful blonde francophone lady by giving her a dog kennel.
We've been married for 29 years.
Confornting? That's a bit much to hope for on a first date.
Even confronting a young lady is a wrong mind-set, like trying to adjust your ignition with a 2lb ball-pein hammer.
Try being subtle, like "Hello,would you like to help me spend my lottery winnings?"
And never confuse a young lady's good looks with her capacity for passion.

 

[funky]

Subtle you say .....I was thinking more like ....
Hi darling do you work for a firworks company becuase i would BANGYA

 

[Paul Sutton]

Interesting there Funky. Since you are in the UK just offer the young lady a bag of chips.

 

[funky]

LOL cheers Paul I have seen some ladies in lowestoft that would do that

 

[funky]

My friend Wilsey once went up to a female and asked
Wilsey "Do you like magic?"
Female "yes"
Wilsey "well how about you come back to my place, we have a few drinks ... and a bit of FUN!!! ,,,, and then you disapear " .
She slapped him...

 

[azman857]

I used to say something like "I ride motorcycles...It's right outside....Fancy a ride?". Does filter out the non motorcycle riders, and being an XS650 bike, you might get, shall we say, 2 rides?

 

[funky]

lol like that

 

[xjwmx]

i do feel a little shy when confornting a female and get a little tounge tied

Good stalker trait.

 

[funky]

lol so im a stalker now confornting bad typo there

 

[xjwmx]

Even without the typo If it isn't normal, something's wrong.

 

[funky]

Even without the typo If it isn't normal, something's wrong.

You kill me man

 

[funky]

Come on where are all the chat up lines Azman857 and me are the only Alpha males on this forum

 

[xjwmx]

Your problem is obvious

 

[funky]

Yes i cant spell ...Look i have ran out of chat up lines... thought you American boys would bolster my cache of seductive chat.

 

[Paul Sutton]

Type chat up lines on UTube. Loads of videos on the subject.