Wanted - Super Narrow Trees

[Metal Wizard Machine]

It is what it is though. Plebes will be plebes.

 

[Byookanun]

Are your batteries dead yet energizer bunny?

 

[Metal Wizard Machine]

That's a comeback right there.

Where'd you order that one from?

 

[Byookanun]

Thought you wanted to compare builds? Where's your latest bike?

 

[Metal Wizard Machine]

You didn't build. You assembled.

 

[Byookanun]

I built it bro.

 

[Metal Wizard Machine]

When you build things, we'll get right to comparing.

 

[Metal Wizard Machine]

Sorry kiddo. Your "build" thread says otherwise.

 

[Byookanun]

All talk you are.

 

[Byookanun]

Still going...

 

[Metal Wizard Machine]

I'm gonna call my current XS "The Rob Buchanan". Just for you. So you can look at real custom work. Haha

 

[Metal Wizard Machine]

Ha. Like I said. I don't have a tiny weenie and an attitude that screams "something to prove". I don't frankly care if you know about what I build or not. That's the difference though. I don't assemble bikes to look like a badass.

 

[Byookanun]

Still going...

 

[Metal Wizard Machine]

But seriously Rob....what parts on that bike DID you build?

I'm not giving shit here. I'm curious.

We know you built a lamp mount...what else?

 

[Metal Wizard Machine]

I see you've reached the "I know not to say anything else because I look like an idiot" point.

But I'm genuinely curious what you built.

And don't use that "garage builder" bullshit excuse. I'll show you some garage built bikes my friend and I have done that will make you realize that's not an excuse at all. Lol

 

[Byookanun]

Still going...

 

[Metal Wizard Machine]

Well that settles that then. Assemblers can never assemble anything but excuses.

 

[Metal Wizard Machine]

And cookie cutters. Don't forget cookie cutters.

 

[Metal Wizard Machine]

"Maybe if I just repeat the same thing over and over and act nonchalant like my panties bundling wasn't what got me into this mess in the first place the pain can stop...."

 

[Metal Wizard Machine]

This is about as intestine as reading The Horse at this point. Have fun, and don't forget to keep your assembly direction sheets, Rob.