littlebill31
Smells of Raw Fuel
how many of this guy does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently 5 pages
how many of this guy does it take to change a lightbulb?
WTF? Did somebody change channels to Jerry Springer?
Grow the eff up you dipshits.
If someone walked through your house with muddy boots and told you to get stuffed when asked to be respectful............ would they get free pass.
Well said! Woot woot!Geeeeeezes...
Personally..... I do not think he was talking about your taillight.
Agreed...Agreed...Agreed.
Yamaha77 you are a narcissistic poser. It is my opinion that you think that the motorcycle world and this forum lives on 'the look' and that we envy your incredible style. WTF! Your threads may start with a question but seem to be driven by fashion? Are you hoping for compliments on your shoes and whatever?
PS. That wad of keys hanging off you belt loop is going to scratch your tank. I absolutely hate your red shoes....you blue helmet does not 'go' with the 77 Bountiful Blue either.
And.....your wife is going to leave you ......I can't imagine that she can put up with this shit either.
My apologies to all XS650 forum members who are relatively normal people who do not appreciate my rant.
XStretchified
I go by the old "Real men don't flex nuts because real men have em." Old rap song but rings trueView attachment 93689 Long story short, we are house shopping for a place in Venice Beach and me and the Mrs go into it tonight. Needed air and hopped on my bike.
Nice guy pull up to me "amazing bike dude, so beautiful BUT your rear light is out."
Brake light works great but no rear running light. Goign to check it tomorrow but, are there TWO bulbs in there?
Below is my bike in all its glory and a few links:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPahq3NDL2B/?taken-by=jjwilde_
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View attachment 93731 Wow guys - I've figured it out and here's the formula:
1) ask a simple question posted along with a photo of His Lordship in a fancy pants pose beside a bike (recently its that poor unfortunate '77-D owned by this maroon)
2) add a little bit of irrelevant bragging about cars, shoes, houses, cologne, nose rings, man-purses etc etc etc which has nothing to do with the lame@ss technical question
3) receive useful advice from someone along with a comment that the irrelevant stuff is....you know, irrelevant
4) go nuts on the responder with all sorts of snotty accusations blah blah blah
5) add A HUGE SH!TLOAD of bragging about trips to Paris, hanging with models, meeting the President, shopping for a new home in "Cali", blah, blah blah.....ad nauseum....
5) get all self-righteous about being rich and important and it's a free country and "nobody's gonna run me off", blah blah blah
6) make lots of dark threats about private messages etc etc etc etc
7) someone (recently its usually Fred) steps in to try cool things down
.....then rinse and repeat.
This process has been done many times about everything from carburetor problems to weak brakes to hard starting to oil leaks to now, how the f@cking light switch works.
What's next....what colour should the air in my tires be?
Hey Pete
What a fun thing it is to simply sit back and watch - but imagine how much more fun it would be if NOBODY RESPONDED - then I'll bet we'd really get treated to some hot stuff.
I've got to go to my dacha now to recover from my gender change operation.
By the way, I'll be flying over on my own personal magic carpet while smoking rolled $100 bills that have been dipped in Big Mac sauce by Queen Elizabeth herself. Oh, one more thing, my dacha is right next to the Putins (see photo below).