Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

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It's 41 and rainy and my wife and myself are spending Christmas eve ( aka when Amazon employees work their asses off )
Making nut clusters
Ho Ho Ho .....
And to not insult any non spending holiday revelers out there
Happy Hollidays !!
 
And now for the dirty end of the song
I knew I'd find it !

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
12 dicks a dripping
Eleven tubes of lube
Ten legs all parted
Nine pearl necklaces
Eight muff munchers
Seven dicks a swinging
Six golden showers

Five cocks Rings
Four vibrators
Three French kisses
Two handcuffs

and one Dirty Sanchez
 
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