Wives and the things they come home with

[Exploding Coffin Emporium]

I pull in to my driveway after working a few hours today, press the old garage opener in my car, and instantly think my wives got another man over. Why you ask, because there's a damn motorcycle in the garage that certainly is not mine, now calmly, its a Yamaha after all so at least he has good taste, I head inside to a wife who's got a smile ear to ear. What do you think about my bike she asks? Shit was I floored, pulled the old husbands out working go buy a bike trick, keeper lol

 

[xjwmx]

Worry's not over. How'd she get the money?
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[Exploding Coffin Emporium]

Lol right, I gotta give her credit she's a saver, and she picked it up for $1750, good first bike for her

 

[lakeview]

At least it was not a surprise new puppy!

 

[Exploding Coffin Emporium]

At least it was not a surprise new puppy!

Thankfully we've got 2 big pups that take up a lot of room in our 1,050sf home or else you'd be on the money

 

[MaxPete]

Wow - has she got a sister?

 

[TwoManyXS1Bs]

I'd wonder about the guy she bought it from...

 

[fredintoon]

Hi Explo,
looks like a Star650?
Cross street neighbor lady bought herself one of those as a first bike, passed her rider's test on it and then rode off into the sunset on it.
Dunno why she married that drunken bum in the first place but I must say she made a first class exit.

 

[TimeMachine]

Always looking for a woman who's hard to figure and one that is going to ride away ! Dig that lady !

 

[MaxPete]

Ditto that!

Atta girl - 'cross the street lady!