Yup - as Gary says, bugs can be a real hazard in North America.
I was riding my '75 Yamaha XS650B from Kingston to visit a girlfriend in Wawa Ontario in the summer of 1980 (thats about 1150 km or just under 720 miles by road) and I was.....shall we say,
anxious to get there and so I was "in a hurry". I left work at about 4:30 pm and so the 12+ hour ride took me through the night over some pretty lonely stretches of Northern Ontario highway. There really are many places to stop or re-fuel north-west of Sudbury - especially at night and (just like
Maxwell House coffee), I was stretching the Yamaha's 15 litre fuel capacity "
to the last drop". Anyhow, it was a cold, crisp, clear June night with a decent moon shining along two-laner Hwy. 17 and suddenly a June bug splatted against the shield of my brand new Simpson full-face "Darth Vader" helmet. A June bug is a big, dumb, slow flying type of beetle that can range from 12 to about 32 mm in length (1/2 to more than 1.25 inches). These buggers are BIG with a fairly hard shell and they seem to be filled with a sticky yellowy slime. They don't bite or sting but man, do they make a mess when you hit them.
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The bug was spread all over my shield and I really couldn't see at all. I was frantically trying to wipe it away, but leather gloves were no match for the sticky innards of this big b@stard and so I must have weaved off the road a little. It was getting decidedly bumpy when I finally got the bike stopped and the shield up. At that point, I found that I had actually crossed the right hand shoulder (
gravel verge to my friends across the sea) and was down in the ditch beside the road. My front wheel had stopped about 6 inches away from a 24" steel culvert. If I hadn't gotten it stopped, I would have hit the culvert and undoubtedly been badly injured or even killed - which would also have entailed lying in the ditch for the remainder of the night, if not longer, because I was well off the road and below the grade in the ditch. Fortunately, the ditch was fairly broad so I was able to push the big back and ride up out of it.
Geeezzz...and I had thought that the biggest hazard on that ride was likely to be a raccoon (up to about 20 lbs - but very tough), deer (150-400 lbs) or a moose (from 420 lbs for a small cow up to 1500 lbs for a big bull) wandering out in front of me. Moose are definitely the most dangerous because of the weight but mainly because they are
tall, so while the bike itself may actually go right under the moose,
you will hit the main part of that huge body.
The rule of thumb with Canadian wildlife is that if you hit a
'coon, you are going down, so you might get away with just a slide injury, if you hit a
deer, your bike will be totaled and you
will likely be injured, but if you hit a
moose, you have
nothing to worry about. There will be no wheelchair....you
will be killed. European visitors have often asked about the danger from wolves and bears - but you simply never see them in the south where I live and even up north, these creatures are shy and seldom seen. They generally run away if you approach unless they are protecting their young (extremely dangerous in that situation). If a bear does ever chase you - simply lie down and cover your head. You will not be able to outrun one of these guys. They will likely just nose around you and leave you alone after that.
Anyhow - insects - yuk!
Pete