The Tale of Two Chinese Men

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Once upon a time in the days of old, there were two chinese
men named I-Cum and No-Cum. No-Cum was married to a fine
and pretty girl named No-Cum-To, while I-Cum was single.
One day, I-Cum decided to go visit his friend No-Cum, but
No-Cum wasn't home, so No-Cum-To invited I-Cum to spend
the night with her. That night, No-CumTo came, which gave
I-Cum great pleasure, as I-Cum came too. So, it wasn't too
long after that that No-Cum found out he was going to be a
father but didn't know how come. So, when the baby came
No-Cum named the baby How-Cum-You-Cum. Well, to this day
No-Cum-To and I-Cum know how come How-Cum-You-Cum
came, but No-Cum doesn't know how come How-Cum-You-Cum came.

By: Him-See-You-Cum
 
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