jd750ace
Front Toward Enemy
Buddy of mine about his infant son: 'How the hell can he drink 6 ounces of brown formula and turn it into 3 pounds of green shit?'
My son's second birthday: Thomas the Tank Engine cake. Blue. The kid eats icing all afternoon Saturday.
Next day, we are at the in-laws watching football, and he grabs the wall and starts pushing (you guys know the position!)
My wife says "I'll get it." Love that woman, I had just cracked the top on a Shiner Bock anyway! So, she opens the diaper, eyes bug out like this And she slaps the diaper back down, with a very confused look, tells me in a whisper, "IT'S GREEN"
I said, "Baby, he shits green all the time" Then she rolls it back and shows me this load of ASTROTURF GREEN SHIT!!!!
IF YOU HAVE BLUE ICING, AND A BABY WITH A SWEET TOOTH, DON'T PANIC!!1