First buy a used beautiful classic like this,
Shitcan all the factory parts, paint everything flat black and throw a set of knobby tires on it, then post an ad on Craigslist saying how much you “improved the bike and how it turns heads everywhere you go!”
And oh…..don’t forget to ask a ridiculous price for the unridable piece of crap you created!
“So you became part of the new breed
Been smokin' only the best weed
Been hangin' out on the so-called hippest set
Being seen at all the right places
Being seen with just the right faces
You should be satisfied
Still it ain't quite right
What is hip?
Tell me, tell me if you think you know
What is hip?
You into a hip trip
Maybe hipper than hip
But what is hip?”
Shitcan all the factory parts, paint everything flat black and throw a set of knobby tires on it, then post an ad on Craigslist saying how much you “improved the bike and how it turns heads everywhere you go!”
And oh…..don’t forget to ask a ridiculous price for the unridable piece of crap you created!
“So you became part of the new breed
Been smokin' only the best weed
Been hangin' out on the so-called hippest set
Being seen at all the right places
Being seen with just the right faces
You should be satisfied
Still it ain't quite right
What is hip?
Tell me, tell me if you think you know
What is hip?
You into a hip trip
Maybe hipper than hip
But what is hip?”